See The World In Branson… No Passport Needed!

See_The_World_Branson.jpg (An Australian Greeting)

G’day cobber! According to Joe Bloggs, the Hamner Barber Theater is a real hum dinger! You bet your boots you’ll be happy as Larry when you bring your little Vegemites to see our shows. Come over ‘ere and ‘ave an optic at magic, comedy, music and dance. We may not be true blue Aussie’s, but between you, me and the gatepost… the good oil says we’re bonzer for the sheilas, blokes and ankle biters to boot. Our morning show Ricky Boen and Texas Mud is a rip snorter. Their Texas Swing is grouse. Dig a hole and bury me, it just doesn’t get better than this! The magical comedy of the Hamner Barber Variety Show will give you a stunned mullet while you go off like a Chinese New Year. You’ll see flying cockies as the Hamners produce coins and cards flat out like a lizard drinking. Funny man Jim Barber has a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock, but he’s a gun at the art of ventriloquism, ridgie didge. So don’t dilly-dally. Get on the dog and bone and give us a yap at 888-335-2080 for cheap. Will you love us heaps? Does Jack Newton swim in circles? We’ll see you ‘round like a risole, but until then have a gander at our website: www.HamnerBarber.com. Thank you friend!

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See_The_World_Branson.jpg(An American Translation)

Hello friend, according to the average man on the street, The Hamner Barber Theater offers impressive entertainment that can only be described as excellent! You can be certain that you’ll be very happy when you bring your group too see our shows. Come visit us to experience great magic, comedy, music and dance. We may not be Australian, but in confidence, the truth is we’re great at providing quality family entertainment for ladies, gentlemen and young children alike. Our morning show, Ricky Boen and Texas Mud is great. Their Texas Swing style music is wonderful. No need to look any further, it just doesn’t get any better than this. The magical comedy of the Hamner Barber Variety Show will leave your mouth hanging open with wild amazement! You’ll see flying Cockatoos as the Hamners produce coins and cards so fast you won’t believe your eyes. Comedian Jim Barber may seem a bit crazy, but he is one of the best in the world at the art of ventriloquism and that’s the truth. So don’t waste any time, pick up the phone and call us toll-free at 888-335-2080. Will you love our shows? Naturally, yes! We’ll see you later, but until then please visit our website: www.HamnerBarber.com. Thank you friend!
For more information, visit the official See The World in Branson website!

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